April 2008
18 posts
Get out, save yourself....
Battling around Fairway with a hangover makes me want to cry but I really really need food. Why are the people in there so rude!!!
Just a spoon full of sugar....
Last night I was surprised with a ticket to see Mary Poppins, which took me back to being 7 years old when I made my brother watch the movie everyday for a year. They’ve played around with the story to make it work for the stage but a little artistic licence is acceptable. Maybe I’ve been tainted over the years but I can’t help wondering if Mary Poppins was drugging everyone with...
Animal dung coffee at £50 a cup →
I think there’s an Austin Powers sketch in there somewhere…. “This coffee tastes like shit, Basil”
“Overheard on the subway (girl and guy remove their repsective ipod earplugs):
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brunettes ARE the best.... but red heads have more...
mascarah: According to the Times of London, a dating site created a list of the world’s top 100 billionaires and analyzed the tresses of the rich guy’s wives and girlfriends. The results? 62% of billionaires had married women with brown hair. (via Jezebel) DAMN RIGHT. Brunettes rule. “Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who...
Listen up bitches... →
It’s homeopathic inner crystal meth” –Jonathan Ames, author, on telling a story at The Moth New York StorySlam tomorrow night at The Nuyorican Poets Cafe. The theme is “Making Peace” although I think I might save myself for “Envy” on April 28. You just turn up and tell your story but be prepared to be judged. Background… The Moth, a not-for-profit storytelling...
I should have kept my mouth shut...
Trying to explain the fabulous tumblr to my mum this morning over Skype was a truly bad idea - now she’s worried about two things: -Internet stalkers/freaks (having told your story last week Erin I didn’t have much defence) - Me walking around dark alleys in Brooklyn (she has no concept of anything beyond Manhattan - come to think of it that’s true for many people living on the...
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood... →
So Jay-Z and Beyonce chose the Holland Tunnel on a Friday evening to tie the knot. I actually think it’s the perfect location since my office is about 50 metres away (are we metric in this country?). Perhaps a little pic of Ken in our office (he is very excited about the seeing the happy couple).
